fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Fence Jumper

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.

by DaHolmes October 23, 2023

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

by justapersonidk February 2, 2022

Penis Fence

A person who sits on the proverbial "penis fence" is a feminine male who people often have debates about whether they are homosexual or not.

Bro, it's amazing that Scott has a wife and kid but yet has sat on the proverbial "penis fence" his entire life.

by 0987654321abc April 25, 2013

Nipple fence

The group of pointy strands of hair that surround your nipple

Trevor's areiola is Thickly guarded by his nipple fence

by Bwest21 February 4, 2015

Jomp Fence

A Krio Slang, a metaphorical expression used to describe the prevalence over a sticky or difficult situation.

how was the exam?

“I Jomp Fence”

by The clever retard February 23, 2022