Nutella

Shit

Bill: “Mom could you pass me the Nutella” Mom: “Why do you want to make shit toast?”

by Duck lol December 14, 2020

Nutella-esque

Someone so tasty they remind you of the bliss that is Nutella.

"The taste of his lips was Nutella-esque. Simply delicious."

by Nut A. lots October 13, 2011

Nutella

Nutella is the best thing ever. Better than MARMITE, better than anything.

Nutella

by Siiennna February 3, 2017

Nutella girl

A girl, most likely named lucy, who eats Nutella with a spoon.

"That nutella girl over there, what's her name?"

by Deerdanger December 1, 2022

Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.

“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”

by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023

Nutella

A jam made primarily from chocolate and hazelnuts.

Tyler: Hazelnut is a fruit so that makes nutella a jam
Kim: I fucking hate you

by 24 guys February 16, 2021

Nutella Sunday

The act of taking a shit on your real estate agency office's front porch on a Sunday so that when they or your landlord come into work the next morning they get a chocolatey reminder of why they shouldn't keep upping the rent price.

Dude, I went full Nutella Sunday on the fuckers front step.

by Hornet404 June 23, 2024