Girlfriend

Something you will never have.

"Father, I have gotten my girlfriend pregnant. What should I do? She wants to keep it."
"Son, it's time I teach you about condoms. I never taught you, seeing as I believed your face would be enough protection."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer October 1, 2020

Girlfriend

Something u will never get

Me: I want a girl
Girlfriend: ur mine u sexy bitch ha no imma true and pure liar

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Girlfriend

A person of the female gender of whom which you'd like to have sex with repeatedly and frequently, and tag along with during social hours.

Tom: Brad look, it's Emily!
Brad: Yea...
Tom: I hit that three times this week and we went to the movies twice!
Brad: Dude, that's your girlfriend now
Tom: OH NOOOO!!

by Twyst July 16, 2016

Girlfriend

A human manifestation of an STD as other girls stay away from you because you have one.

Girl: "You're cute, do you have a girlfriend?"
Boy: "Yeah I do but..."
Girl: "Boy bye!"

by Lumeelogan April 10, 2017

girlfriend

A mythical creature many have, but you don't.

He has a fkin girlfriend?

by The_Mazel_Tov December 8, 2016

Girlfriend

Something you will never have.

Man I wish I had a girlfriend.

by Oni -chan April 19, 2018

Girlfriend

Something that you will never ever EVER get.

I have a girlfriend and you don´t

by PussyChomper42069 May 3, 2022