Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

debate necrophile

when a topic in a debate has died but someone keeps coming back to molest it

"we stopped debating this 30 minutes ago why are you being such a debate necrophile?"

by balls2thawallz March 29, 2026

The Robust Necrophiliac

The act of slitting open the rectum of a cadaver and inserting the entire forearm, usually accompanied with the playing of classical music.

While my girlfriend and I participated in The Robust Necrophiliac with my recently dead mother, we listened to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?

by The Anus Wrangler May 16, 2011

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018