Mountain Money

The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)

Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.

Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.

Camping Scenario 1:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."

Camping Scenario 2:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."

by Real NoName March 7, 2010

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods.

Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.

by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009

Iron Mountain

An awesome town located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula former home of Tom Izzo and Steve Mariucci

People from Iron Mountain are usually the shit.

by bigbootybeeee April 22, 2009

Cigar Mountain

A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.

Dude, I'm comin' down WAY too quick; lets go toke up at Cigar Mountain.

by sevanimation December 6, 2006

mountain lakes

a town in new jersey

"im from moutain lakes new jersey"
"really, you must be rich"
"no, my parents are"

by ick April 5, 2005

Coke Mountain

A more correct term/name used to describe Oak Mountain High School, in Birmingham, AL. Other acceptable terms are Smoke Mountain and Oak Mountain HIGH.

Guy 1: Dude, I need some dope.

Guy 2: Oh, just hit up one of the kids at Coke Mountain.

by CMHS student no more November 9, 2007

moving mountains

an expression saying its impossible to move mountains

in ushers song moving mountains its impossible to fix their relationship

by justin kt August 27, 2008