Hillbilly Car-wash

The act of opening a water bottle and pouring it out on the side of the car to wash the mud and dirt off while driving down the road. Usually takes more than one water bottle to do the job. Can also be a productive use for water or flavored water that has a horrible taste.

Man me and Billy were out of change for the car-wash so we just used an old water bottle in his car and pulled a Hillbilly Car-wash.

by Speedoman! October 12, 2009

Hillbilly shower

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.

I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Hallucinating Hillbilly

An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.

To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.

"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"

"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"

"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."

by Party Rock Detroit January 28, 2012

Sophisticated Hillbilly

A sophisticated country person.

John Doe is a sophisticated hillbilly.

by PearlnFrankie May 27, 2018

Hillbilly Blowjob

while in the act of giving a somewhat descent blowjob, the girl decides to remove her fake teeth from her mouth and continue blowing, but using the gaps inbetween her teeth as cushioning comfort.

dau thought when melissa pulled her teeth out it was white trashy and disguiting, but it turned out to be the best hillbilly blowjob hes ever had!

jonas brothers also give great hillbillie blowjobs! and theyre gay

by taylor fuckner June 10, 2009

hillbilly rockstar

A man who comes home from tha ba at 2 am and decides to place the cut off leg of a bluejean on his head, roll up his sleeves, grab a guitar and begin rockin out to country like its goin out of stile.

Man, Jake Dubya sure was a hillbilly rockstar last night.

by T-Bomb April 30, 2006

hillbilly porch

A small wooden deck, typically built of pallets or other cheapy obtained wood, frequently used outside of pole barns, detached garages, or other out-buildings. A great place to drink beer (or moonshine) and admire your dogs (or chickens).

We drank beer on the hillbilly porch waiting for the NASCAR race to start.

by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007