Michigan Microwave

The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.

Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”

by the old dick twist April 27, 2022

Microwave Dinner

An amazing roblox game everyone should play because it is very cool and good and cool :)

I LOVE MICROWAVE DINNER

by Dapper Floppa April 15, 2023

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015

microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.

I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.

by Jmmmmal May 14, 2016

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

Party microwave

A microwave used solely for heating up ones drugs, alcohols, lubes and/or sex toys.

Hey break out the party microwave I've had a rough day!

by Pudge Corgington July 27, 2018

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021