Miami Hurricanes

Football team in the NCAA residing in Coral Gables, Florida. You can expect at least 10 NCAA infractions per year, and the possibility of a player arrest on any given night. Won 5 National championships, because alumni paid the players. Now a days, you can expect a possible run in the Top 25 rankings, lasting a year or two, until the alumni runs out of cash to pay incoming freshmen. Also, out of all the Canes in the NFL, do not be surprised If at any given time you get a breaking news report on ESPN, lots of them were involved in scandals.

Guy #1: Yo the canes were supposed to start at 8:00 last night, I turned on the Tv at 8:15 theywerent on,, Wtf happened?

Guy 2: They forefitted, all the Miami Hurricanes starters were in jail,

by Canes suck December 30, 2011

Miami Heat

The best basketball team. If you don't think they're good, then you're probably a lesbian in Greenland and suck on your Grandmothers dick every night.

Dude 1: Whattup dude?
Dude 2: The games on!
Dude 1: I'm assuming Miami is raping the Lakers?
Dude 2: Yeah man. You'd think they'd be good and all with D-12 and Nash, but I don't think they've played long enough together.
Dude 1: No one can beat the Miami Heat, unless someone brings Brian Scalabrine back to the NBA or teaches Chuck Norris basketball.

by A Window. September 11, 2012

Miami Margarita

When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.

"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."

by ResoluteRadio September 1, 2017

Miami Highschool

This school is filled with wanna be gangbangers and people who think they hard but they not just pussies

Yo Miami Highschool is ghetto and filled with wanna be’s man

by Bigdickequalsslutsandpussy October 15, 2021

Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you

I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)

by bananaice March 22, 2022

Miami Backshot

when Jorge Masvidal knees you in the face from behind, and then fucks as prostitute next to your unconscious body

If you're not careful, im gonna get Jorge over here to give you a Miami Backshot.

by wamwmawmamw April 8, 2023

Miami hung

A man sufficiently endowed to be considered “hung” by Miami standards (i.e, 9 inches or more).

A subcategory of vacation dick often encountered in Latin America.

“I’m sore from all that action last night. That guy wasn’t just hung, he was Miami hung.”

by Mister_305 June 13, 2021