metrosexual

Person who is sexually attracted to, and often has intercourse with buses, subways and other mass transit vehicles.

"Check out the tailpipe on that bus! I'd so tap that."

"Dude, you are so metrosexual."

by Tom Sheehan March 30, 2008

metrosexual

A claytons version of a poofter

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy

by Tracey December 8, 2003

metrosexual

a person sexually attracted to trains

person 1: are you metrosexual
person 2: yes. I had sex with a toy train yesterday. I stuck it right up my pussy

by Syddypoopop May 24, 2016

metrosexual

a straight male who has female and/or homosexual qualities/tendencies in which he keeps his physical appearance neat and well kept as well as keeping himself up to date of fashionable clothes.

They seem homosexual but are often times not.

he isn't gay just grooms himself the way they do, its called metrosexual.

by SaichouTama May 22, 2016

metrosexual

A male tart.

A man that cares more for how he looks and smells than being a decent person.

Look at that man, he a metrosexual.

by swifty007 January 24, 2016

METROSEXUAL

A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all metrosexual men have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. He also enjoys body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% Straight. Metrosexual is a lifestyle and not a label for sexual preference.

We like the muffin not the pole and I'm Metrosexual and proud of it. Metrosexual is just a way of explaining that a man takes great care of his body and hygine.

"That guy that just walked by he has smooth legs and his toenails are painted!" "Is he gay?" " No he's METROSEXUAL, he is just high maintenance that's all!"

by xbox360blue October 4, 2016

metrosexual

attracted to trains, cars, and busses. maybe even planes.

f*ck busses get money im metrosexual

by educatedshoe May 21, 2020