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Metrosexual 

Metrosexuals make the best boyfriends ever. They really know how to take care of themselves. They wear Lacoste polo shirts (with the collar popped), guys' Seven jeans and Banana Republic shoes. They also straighten their hair and know how to take care of their nails, skin and body. You just can't go wrong with a metrosexual guy! They're AWESOME.
Donnie is such a metrosexual!! Don't you dare call him gay!!!
Metrosexual by ~Kaitlyn*$ November 7, 2004
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metrosexual 

1) A man who acts as the "gay sterotype,"however is hetrosexual at the time.

2) A girl's best friend

3) A boy's rival for girls

4) A gay boy's dream (Until he finds out)

(Sigh)
Wears tight clothes, high picthed voice, loves to go shopping, etc. are signs to a metrosexual person.
metrosexual by .Silence. May 20, 2006

metrosexual 

a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol
metrosexual by satoru kato May 19, 2006

metrosexual 

The most unmanly man known to existence. A man who uses expensive hair products and listens to Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow.
Richard Simmons is a metrosexual.
metrosexual by Maxwellv August 10, 2006

Metrosexual 

A straight male who portrays some of the attributes he would've had if he was born a woman.
Joe: Yo Steve I haven't noticed a day without GEL on your hair. . .plus your shit always gotta be polished, you got like 8 pair of shoes and is that cover-up on your face? Fuck you must spend more than an hour in front of the mirror each day. Freakin' metrosexual!
Steve: What, are you thinking I'm like a FAG or something? Bitch you wish you looked this good, just because I can afford better clothes than you don't mean you gotta hate. . .asshole! Don't you wish you looked hot like me? Fuck all this lint on my shirt!
Metrosexual by Flamebrain January 13, 2007

metrosexual 

Someone who has sex in the metro airport
i know a guy who likes to be metrosexual
metrosexual by amanda February 17, 2005

metrosexual 

A male who is extremely intrigued by his own good looks and uses many expensive personal hygiene products to groom himself.

A male who has homosexual tendacies, but is straight
Brandon Flowers, who is the lead singer of The Killers, is very metrosexual
metrosexual by Bets-a-lets May 13, 2005