metaliga

A disease caused by stupidity, in which you are lacking quickness of the mind.

Tiphany: what do you call a redneck bursting into flames, a firecracker.
Starkisha: Wow Tiph, that joke was really stupid you must have metaliga.

by Talyse March 29, 2020

metalligasm

Act of having an orgasum due to the fact that METALLICA is in the same arena as you.

While I was at the metallica concert I totally had a metalligasm. It felt great!

by k sweezy11334571727272 January 17, 2009

Metallifuckingca

Best metal band ever! Straight up kickass music! Though their new stuff isn't as good as their old stuff, you know it's still the shit! METALLICA RULES!! Napster ain't shit anyways!

DEvIL HORNS AND METALLICA!! METALLIFUCKINGCA!!!!!!

by Anonynonymas May 24, 2005

Metallivirgin

A person who hasn't been to a Metallica concert, especially a fan.

He's still a Metallivirgin, but not for long; tonight we're going to take him to see Metallica!

by thrashwolf666 November 15, 2010

MetalliBun

The hard metal, Metallica-loving opposite of bunny; the alter ego of bunny, who grooves to the sound of Metallica. On the outside, she is tough and hard as metal; on the inside, she is lovable, soft and mushy. Her nickname is Bunny and She is the ultimate Metallica fan who will travel all over the world to see them.

I saw Bunny at the Metallica concert last night, rockin' out to the insane guitar solos of Kirk Hammett. She is so Metallibun!

by Metallibun March 5, 2011

Metahlia

A sweet girl who is always there for someone. She has a few really close friends and always puts them before herself, when she feels sad, there’s always a group there to help her out. If you ever come across a Metahlia, she normally has a beautiful singing/reading voice and when online, she’s normally in a call or talking to someone. She’s unsure about relationships and use to and or has one. If your best friends with a Metahlia, lucky.

“Metahlia is always helping me!”

“She helps me too! She’s amazing”

by NotZ March 31, 2021

Metalocalypse

It's a show created by Bendon Small, who happens to me amazing. The Characters are as follows:
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf (taller than a tree)
Toki Wartooth (Not a bumblebee)
William Murderface.
MURDERface.
MURDERFACE.
Pickles... The drummer. (Diddily dong, ding dong, ding, doodily, doodily, doo.)
Nathan Explosion.

Their main purpose is to make insane metalheads laugh. And they succeed.
I'd like to thank Mr. Small, for being so fuckin' AWESOME.

Toki- I can force all the bloods to my heads and gives myself a real cool blowjob! (blood comes out of his nose) THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Skwisgaar- He means nosebleed, not blowjob... Idiot.

Also, I happen to be naming my first son after Toki.... Just because Metalocalypse is that cool. :

by Puddles[<3]Panda December 21, 2008