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Get the Mercedes mug.A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
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by Pig Pig June 11, 2024
Get the Mercedes mug.The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car celebrated for its outstanding performance and sleek design. Powered by a potent 6.0-liter V12 engine, it delivers over 600 horsepower.
Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h (0 - 62 mph) takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h (199 mph)
Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers.
Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced.
Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide.
Acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h (0 - 62 mph) takes approximately 3.7 seconds, with a remarkable top speed surprising 320 km/h (199 mph)
Incorporating adventure aerodynamic features and cutting-edge stability technologies, the CLR GTR ensures exceptional stability and control, particularly during high-speed maneuvers.
Originally priced at around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered one of the most exclusive and prestigious racing cars ever produced.
Its limited production run of just five units adds to its rarity, making it highly sought after by racing enthusiasts and collectors worldwide.
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