When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021
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A: Did you hear about Joe and Bill having a Memphis Mayfire with Brittany?
B. No, what happened
A. I heard Joe had an accident and gave Bill the Adirondack Slide. They became more than brothers that day.
B. No, what happened
A. I heard Joe had an accident and gave Bill the Adirondack Slide. They became more than brothers that day.
by Crazytrip3 November 6, 2021
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genderless ranboo enjoyer who is loyal and kind one minute and ready to kill and doesn't care about laws the next. sometimes they are also just GOD. <3
P1: Hey that person over there is probably named Memphis
P2: Why do you say that?
P1: Because they are non-binary and a ranboo fan
P2: Why do you say that?
P1: Because they are non-binary and a ranboo fan
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Get the Memphissander Moment mug.a no life "Canadian" piece-of-shit-american-in-denial who spends all day larping as Canada on Risk Universalis to live up his ultranationalist wet dream
by memphissander April 12, 2022
Get the Memphissander mug.“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”
by Capybullshit June 12, 2022
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