Meeking 

Is to pleasure your self or in lesser terms "masterbate" in a public place during a sporting event.

Did you guy see Meeker meeking yesterday

Meeking by Richi Miquel May 13, 2014

meetingopoly 

A game-like scramble to book desirable blocks of time for senseless meetings.

Mike had lost another round of Meetingopoly, and was double booked again.

meetingopoly by DaveTheToolMan June 9, 2007

Meeting Marshal

The person at a meeting principally responsible for ensuring that self-important blowhards, who like to hear themselves talk and tend to substitute their own priorities and agendas for the group's, don't hijack the meeting (similar to what air marshals do for the airlines).

When John brought up a new topic and tried to take the meeting in a different direction, the Meeting Marshal quickly shut him down and got us back on the agenda.

Meeting Marshal by RangerGr January 31, 2010

Meetings 

An old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the Internet.

Back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. But once the Internet was invented, there was no need. Although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.

Meetings by adventurini April 27, 2015

meeting the dragon 

when you get really high and you're in a dream land

rorys so high i think hes meeting the dragon

meeting the dragon by atane November 13, 2016

meapingham 

hi

meapingham is cool

meapingham by Meaps Fakendom December 10, 2018

Meeking 

Similar to woofing, where you keep your hair in a protective style for prolonged periods of time and apply castor oil daily to the strained hair to promote rapid hair growth, for men usually

I’m keeping my hair in two strand twists, why you say? G it’s meeking season I need to grow my hair

Meeking by anonymous October 7, 2020