meat straps

also known as meat flaps, when a womens pussy lips are extremely wide and floppy and are very loose.
these can sometimes be an offensive slang term as well.

Wow dude, that chics got some huge ass meat straps!

by kyle smeer June 11, 2006

meat shot

In pornography, it's a close-up shot of penile insertion. “the quintessential stag film shot: a close-up of penetration that shows that hard-core sexual activity is taking place,”
-Linda Williams, "Hard Core: Power, Pleasure, and the 'Frenzy of the Visible'"

The Pam and Tommy Lee video was mostly boring home movie moments and a couple meat shots.

by Lamesy July 11, 2011

meat sweats

A condition experienced during sleep characterized by significant discomfort, sweating, and delusional dreams that is triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.

The meat platter that I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant gave me the meat sweats, which kept me up all night with really bad dreams.

by Slobodan August 21, 2005

Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw

Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.

"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

meat slab

To completely smother that of anothers body. In a slab like fashion. The body becomes limp and folds over a body.

Move or ima meat slab you.
meat slap?
NO MEAT SLAB YA DING

by mariebambi December 13, 2007

meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.

I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.

by teabagger April 3, 2003

Meat Stain

1) The nice little brown mark that is left in the back of your undergarments.

2) Can be used as an insult to get yourslef out of a tough position

1) Wow even the washing machine didnt take out that mean meat stain I got back there! Thats a dark one.

2) YEAH! welllll fuck you, ya fuckin meat stain! You've just been gettin cattle prodded to much you fucktwat.

by Iron James January 29, 2004