Matlynn

The most bestest person in the world. Sexy, Beautiful, and handsome. She is a verry good tye dyer. She can really twist those tshirts! Always has a good time, shes forsure the party!

That girl was Hella Matlynn!

by HAHAHAHAHFAG! October 15, 2011

Matney

Penis. The testicles. Another term for masturbation.

"You just jacked my matney!"

by I LOVE BALLS SO MUCH ITS MAKIN September 1, 2022

Masyn

Masyn is an extremely beautiful person. She is my friend. GRODIE DANE thinks she is hot.

GRODIE DANE: *whistles* man she's hot
me: who?
GRODIE DANE: Masyn
me: yeah I know her
GRODIE DANE: lucky...

by keychain333 November 12, 2018

martynas

to pwn; one who likes to pwn

Guy:dude you just martynased that kid
Guy 2: i know

by not martynas April 17, 2008

mongolian monkey matinee

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.

"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"

by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008

Martyn

The most kindest guy you will ever meet. He has blonde hair and is gay but he's proud of it. He is always there to help you and will look out for you. He's funny and never at all mean Martyn will always be there for you.

"I'm so upset!"
"Aww, don't worry! Martyn will cheer you up!"
"You're right! I love Martyn!"

by annonymousdoooood October 15, 2011

Matane

The most beautiful and romantic city in the world.

Je suis folle des crevettes de Matane!

by Eugénie et Josiane October 13, 2005