Mathematical Sabbath

One day in a week when you abstain from any mathematical activity—no preparing, no problem solving or posing, no marking—to give the left part of your brain a day off, while inviting the right part to take over.

Your mathematical sabbath could prove to be the most productive day of the week, as you let your logical mind recover and reenergize from a hectic week.

by Numerati August 16, 2023

Mathematical Asylum

When people apply to become permanent residents or citizens of another country, because they continually face job discrimination from both local and foreign employers, or from their own elitist government—the good jobs are given to those who were born or blessed with the “mathematical gene.”

Like millions of asylum seekers from developing countries and theocratic states, who fear discrimination for being gay or a woman in their country of origin, what are the chances that in a-not-too-distant future, math-anxious or mathematically challenged folks might also apply for mathematical asylum to live in some anti-multicultural or anti-woke societies?

by Numerati September 26, 2023

DJ Mathematics

A genius of the sick beats and the turntables that produce them.
Her beats are so fresh, she sells them at the Sunday market.
She emits strange growling sounds when angry, and is best known for her trademark 'fingers-in-the-air' victory dance.

Isa: Hey, whats that growling noise?

Dan: I think it's DJ Mathematics

Isa: It sounds like a raccoon

DJ Mathematics: rrrrooooo

by the truth00999 November 10, 2011

luke mathews

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends

luke mathews is awesome

by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017

your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious

Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded

by infinitegarlicbread April 19, 2019

Jay Mathew Ibarra

The most perfect guy in the world. He makes you wet. He sells buckets of cum. He is a pussy magnet when he wears his empyres. Everything about him is amazing. His eyes are perfect, his lips are perfect, his smile is perfect. He is also a great skateboarder.

Oh, Who is that over there! That's Jay Mathew Ibarra. Jay Mathew Ibarra makes me horny. I can fuck him all day!

by pp.poopoo26 December 23, 2021

Tonayia Mathein-Giovas

Tonayia is sooooo fruity if you see a Tonayia in the wild, be scared

and if they come up to you and do 💅 run, immediately

they won't wanna mate but they will call you shawty if you are short or a giraffe if you are tall.

"you see the dude over there with really fluffy hair? that's Tonayia Mathein-Giovas"

by Jasper_Is- March 10, 2022