maleki

a stupid bitch who hates everyone. he talks about random shit all the time.

person 1: oh look it's maleki
person 2: NO NO NO NO NO NO

by micahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 25, 2025

Dirty Malerie

A blind, self-deprecating lady who eats too many meatballs.

Seen this sad lady at a buffet staring at some meatballs, definitely a dirty Malerie.

by judgedpanda September 13, 2021

Val Malgina

a russian. but also a hot bitch.💋

val malgina is the hot russian girl you wish you were

by slut4val March 15, 2022

Cheva Maletic

Child hwo only says "Your Mom".

You:Wanna go somewhere?
Cheva Maletic:Yes.
You:Where?
Cheva Maletic:To Your Mom.

by Allahvanja June 7, 2022

Dr.MaleGenitals.

Someone who loves dick but won't admit to it.
So you call them a DR in the arts of penis.

Mindy is Dr.MaleGenitals.

Man you love dick, stfu.
"no I don't"
yes you do, Dr.MaleGenitals.

by LZE August 7, 2022

WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME

A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.

"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."

by aTransMasc December 20, 2022

The Maleficent DVD Effect

The Maleficent DVD effect is a term used to describe the immense fear of a fictional character that also might've resided from a passion for the character. This fear could reside in nightmares, resurfacing of old fears from your childhood, etc. This term stems from my huge fear of Maleficent as a kid, and how when I woke up early in the morning, went to the living room, and would see the cover for the Maleficent movie DVD, I'd be scared out of my mind. It caused me to hide under blankets on the floor because I thought I saw her shadow and cast away anything that had Maleficent on it. The thing was, I was the one who wanted the DVD because we saw a bit of it at a drive-in, and I didn't get to see the full movie, so I ultimately became terrified of something I was deeply interested in.

Someone: "Dude... I started hyperfixating on Carrie like a month ago, and now, at the slightest mention of Carrie, I get nightmares, and my fear of the dark comes back. My dad had to take away the book and tell me to stop watching stuff about Carrie because of how scared I'd get."
Someone Else: "Yeah, sounds like the Maleficent DVD effect man."
Someone: "Huh?"
Someone Else: "Basically a fear of a specific fictional character that you like."
Someone: "Oh."

by Ezraspainter August 10, 2024