Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

by Golfwang January 20, 2014

mop riblem

When you spread a loose womans roast beef flaps around the back of your head to wear only your nose is exposed, to resemble that of a clam. Meanwhile the woman of loosely screams mother of pearl in the voice of Mr. Krabs.

Bro I'm Mop Riblem with your mom so hard right now...

by Captain Claymidia September 23, 2021

mop suckers

The best meme group chat ever created

Damn I wish I was in mop suckers

by JFER23 July 17, 2020

GIVE MOP

To engage in oral sex; to give head

She is always offerin to give mop

by Celeste D. May 8, 2008

Wolly mopped

Wolly mopping or to be molly wopped is where a girl has your hair in one hand and is uppercutting you with the other.

Did you see Natasha she just wolly mopped that girl

by Rainbowdrops2122 January 9, 2018

Z-Mop

A cross between a mullet and a bowl cut.

Dude, did you see Stan's new haircut?
Yeah, it's a total Z-Mop

by skeebz October 17, 2010

Golden Mop

When a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow fuck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.

Guy 1: Dude, Eric was so drunk he pissed all over the floor again.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, I'll golden mop that piss up later with this whore I've been bangin'.

by hepeedonthefloor November 10, 2010