Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 2, 2019

Butt Luggage

A large bottom.

Anna: That girl has a big ass.
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!

by Barry DeBeers June 5, 2019

Carryon luggage

When you're plowing a girl in the ass, and you then proceed to stick your balls in her pussy.

Dude, I totally brought some carryon luggage last night with that girl from the party.

by JonnyRockett August 7, 2019

hugga lugga lugga call

she be huggaing on my lugga lugga till i call

person one: hugga lugga lugga call
person two: *starts dryhumping person one*

by spaceywashere July 27, 2023

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 13, 2024