The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
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Get the loïssa mug.Lils is one of the greatest people you will ever meet. She's definitely on the shyer end but is the life of the party when you get to be friends with her. Even people that somehow don't like her can't deny that she is one of the prettiest around. Amazing sense of humour, and is super easy to talk and laugh with 24/7. She is ready to defend those she care's for in an instant. Lils isn't afraid to call you out when you do wrong, but won't hold it against you or make you feel like crap for making a mistake. She will let you have a calm talk about topics if you two disagree, and will still be the kindest soul to you. Will even listen to your points and maybe change how she see's things if you have a good idea. She will always be there for you, no matter what, so make sure you're there for her. She needs the support more than she lets on. If a Lils lets you in to their life, you'd be best not to let her go. It will be a mistake you will regret for decades to come.
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1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.
2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.
3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.
4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.
3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.
4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."
2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"
3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"
3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
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