A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt
"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"
"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"
"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"
"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"
"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"
by Phazan February 18, 2009
Get the Imperial Lobstermug. n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.
by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010
Get the Tucson lobstermug. a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
Get the LOBSTER POLISHmug. by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014
Get the muddy lobstermug. Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
by Lord Mango May 15, 2018
Get the lobster fagmug. When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
by Filufiy June 18, 2019
Get the Lobster Loadmug. The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
Get the Lobster Fistmug.