A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.
You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!
Alternate usage:
I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!
Alternate usage:
I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!
by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007
Get the Lobster Trap mug.n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.
by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010
Get the Tucson lobster mug.When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
by Filufiy June 18, 2019
Get the Lobster Load mug.The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
From a real Craigslist Post:
Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)
We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.
We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.
So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.
We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.
On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.
Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
Get the Lobster Fist mug.A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.
Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster
by KING COPPER December 9, 2008
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Get the wet lobster mug.1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.
2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
by Dr HYH July 9, 2010
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