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Library Heckler

A person blissfully unaware that they are being loud and obnoxious at the library. These people can range from people who are only acutely aware of the inner voice or straight up hold gaming sessions in the library.
He is such a library heckler! Why spread chaos in an area meant for academics and quite and peace? The librarian doesn't care too! sksksksksss
by PhageCore April 4, 2025
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A term used to refer to a large amount of (presumably important) information being permanently lost.
P1: did you hear about imgur banning porn? It's the burning of the Library of Alexandria over there
by moosetwin April 24, 2024
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Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).
Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.
by SMFOL November 23, 2021
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library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.
Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?
by AP17 April 30, 2020
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Library Googly Eyes

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012
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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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