Girl: I'm a lesbian

Guy: reee I'm a lesbian too oWo
Girl: men can't be lesbians
by BouncyJello May 19, 2021
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A man's best friend or man's favorite porn or where a woman is sexually attracted to another woman thus creating lesbians(homosexual).Every person loves a good lesbian sex.
I'm Vanessa Ann Hudgens and I love women!
"So do I," Ashley Tisdale

*Vanessa and Ashley start "wrestling" each other in bed mashing their lips together*
Lesbians!
by Pornomansterno March 13, 2009
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Person 1: Damn that girl's hot,

Person 2: Does she like cooch tho?
Person 1: Idk, but her coochie hawt HAWT tho
I needed to include the work lesbian to submit it
by Highkeyhyperbitch October 21, 2019
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Clinical term for a woman with a severe penis allergy.
I was talking to this hot chick at club and I thought we were going to shag then she told me she's a lesbian. I though most women grew out of that.
by Not so Mighty Boosh May 16, 2010
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just another women trying to do a mans job
my wife left me for another women

she must have been a lesbian
by gvnaruto July 11, 2008
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Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American
Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”

Situation two:
Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over
“😮”
by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019
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1st definition: girl liking a girl
2nd definition: no dicks!

3rd definition: cute stuff :)
Mom: Sup kid
Kim: Mom, I’m lesbian
Mom: Good, I never wanted you to suck a dick
by h o n e y ~ December 31, 2020
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