leaky ego

Slang conversational term. describing for a one upper. Used to describe a person's inflatable ego, which needs to constantly be refilled.

Ah jeez, there's that Dan from Tom and Don's Irregular Cell Phone Emporium, don't let him talk to you. He's got a real leaky ego and won't shut up.

by DocH February 17, 2022

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

Leaky Leo

Getting ass/fist fucked numerous times, boring out the sphincter muscle creating uncontrollable seepage

Little Trevor got his ass reamed by a fist creating a Leaky Leo and it would stop dripping

by Carl Calebaza June 20, 2022

Leaky Faucet

leaky faucet means pre cum

jimmy: my pp is leaking
bill: leaky faucet!

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021

Amy leaky-vagina

When those named amy have a rural track infection.

Amy rolled over to find a puddle on the bed. "Hahaha" screamed the others. "Look amy leaky-vagina"

by Tui.huuummm June 13, 2025

Loose leaky

When you have to pee really bad, especially while laughing and/or in a car, and begin to have the feeling that you are going to urinate on the seat of the car.

Mary: I can't stop laughing!

Jill: Girl, don't you have to pee?
Mary: Yes! I'm going to have a loose leaky on your seat!

by kdubbbya June 29, 2011