Macklin's Law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of sexual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.
He didn't get Macklin's Law last night, he only shagged her.
They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.
They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.
by floppy blowjobs February 11, 2010

by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

The belief that positive thoughts are magnets for positive life experiences and negative thoughts (i.e. the very cynical definition previously provided for this term) are magnets for negative life experiences.
Based on the law of attraction, if you have a specific desire and focus joyfully on that desire, it will be fulfilled.
by Abraham720 July 20, 2009

by lolgeek838 October 31, 2016

Caminsky's Law states that once a B-tier simp gets broken up with he must date the next girl he meets
"Why is Spencer dating that random girl? Claire broke up with him yesterday."
"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."
"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."
by basil adder May 16, 2021

by CassiopeiaBaB September 10, 2022

A set of rules governing action and property ownership in and on any ocean, based on the belief that any item(s) discarded into, or left unattended for an extensive period of time, an ocean is/are considered forfeited. Due to the forfeited ownership of this/these item(s), any individual who finds the item(s) may claim it/them as their own.
Person 1: "Dude, I think a dragon just stole my boat!"
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."
by TJtheSleeper August 2, 2021
