Shit kicker

If you are playing baseball in a cowfield and something else looks like second base

Get going or all the other shit kickers will join in

by Roger Jones April 27, 2006

pootie kicker

Individual or team declaring to kick butt of another individual or team.

I'm a pootie kicker and proud of it.
My team are the best pootie kickers around.

by get it correct August 19, 2008

wallaby kicker

a hot, tanned boy that finds kicking, shooting and killing wallabies very appropriate. He is often mistaken for a member from a tribe, and definitely should not be trusted with a spear.

OMG. did you just see that!

see what?

Ben just kicked a wallaby!

ohh... what a wallaby kicker.

by emily. jess. March 27, 2010

closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles

Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker

by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010

Baby kicker

noun; one who strikes babies or small children with his or her feet; someone who hates children for no viable reason

Why are you such a baby kicker?
I wouldn't let your kids near him, he's a baby kicker.

by OvaltineJohnson March 14, 2011

Heart Kicker

The anxiety term used for someone whom's heart races at a fast pace (on a daily basis) when embarrassed instead of blushing, like "Blushing Mess"es.

"Dana had a real Heart Kicker when she dropped her folder full of drawings, she doesn't like anyone finding out any secrets."

by PityPassionSoul January 5, 2015

two-kicker

That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016