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Kentucky Lunch

The sexual act in which Kentucky Bourbon is poured into the anus prior to anal sex then eaten in combination with the lube, fecal matter and semen by one or both partners.
"Wow, Stan that sure was a hearty Kentucky lunch" "Yes Catherine, and don't worry, you can always reheat your Kentucky leftovers"
by Jgreen161 July 30, 2012
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Kentucky Tractor

The act of putting your penis in a male/females anus and then picking up he/she legs. Then the person getting penetrated then stands on their two hands. At this time the man inside the victim proceeds to walk them around the room thus performing the Kentucky Tractor
My friend Jakes mom let my Kentucky Tractor her last night
by HungDaddy69 May 14, 2014
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Kentucky

The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home
Tis summer, the darkies are gay
The corn top's ripe and the meadow's in bloom
While the birds make music all the day
The young folks roll on the little cabin floor
All merry, all happy and bright
By 'n by hard times come a-knocking at the door
Then my old Kentucky home good night

Weep no more, my lady
Oh, weep no more, today
We will sing one song for the old Kentucky home
For the old Kentucky home far away.

They hunt no more for the 'possum and the coon,
On meadow, the hill and the shore,
They sing no more by the glimmer of the moon,
On the bench by that old cabin door.

The day goes by like a shadow o'er the heart,

With sorrow where all was delight.

The time has come when the darkies have to part,

Then my old Kentucky home, good night.

The head must bow and the back will have to bend,
Wherever the poor folks may go
A few more days and the trouble will end,
In the field where sugar-canes may grow.
A few more days for to tote the weary load,
No matter, 'twill never be light
A few more days till we totter on the road,
Then my old Kentucky home, good night.

THE BEST DAMN PLACE TO LIVE, right here in KENTUCKY
My Old Kentucky Home -Stephen Foster
by bluegrasscat March 2, 2010
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Kentucky Speedball

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.
by PoppyMann July 5, 2007
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Kentucky Double Team

While having a threesome, two of the three participants must be related by blood.
by Rambo, John J January 8, 2012
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Kentucky Cum Copter

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
by BUmenace April 15, 2012
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Kentucky pinwheel

when a two people engage in intercourse, and one stands on a ladder, and the other does a handstand against the ladder, whilst doing the split. they then have sex
"oh man, I'm so sore from doing a Kentucky pinwheel with derek last night!"

"I bet!!"
by Adam hoochi June 17, 2015
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