Kevin

An asshole , know it all piece of shit human being. Thinks that everything he says is factual. Has the smallest dick known to man, you' need a scientific microscope to see it. Doesn't know how to be faithful, takes handfulls of pills when he deems life to hard.
Girl 1 : Did you have sex with Kevin last night?
Girl 2: Yah , had to ask if his dick was in.
Girl1:better becareful or you will catch a kevin.
by Lookin_4_love92 October 27, 2018
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A hoe. He’s not loyal and likes five different girls at a time
Kevin has a new girlfriend.
by Ashlielynn December 11, 2017
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Kevin

A guy who doesn't know how to frickin watch the light.
Guy recording: kevin, Kevin watch the light dude.
Kevin: *SMASHES THE FRICKING LIGHT*
by Kevinisweartogod May 06, 2020
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Kevin is a fucking cuck. There has never been a good Kevin out there every single one of them deserves to burn in hell.
“Did you hear about what Kevin did?” “Cheat on his wife?” “No, he fucking murdered her and then went snowboarding
by Goblindrool May 11, 2020
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Another name for the dissociative anaesthetic Ketamine, More commonly used when buying k recreationaly
have you seen Kevin today?
by *B* June 11, 2007
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Literally one of the worst people you could ever meet. Like honestly. Annoying, fake and a man whore.

Stay away from Kevins!!
He goes after every girl but none of them like him, he is suck a Kevin
by Becky Taurez November 18, 2019
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A guy who fucks up every thing he does
Way to trip and pull a Kevin dude!!!!
by Septic sam May 20, 2016
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