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Justin Bieber

A rabbit-like little creature with no genitals and a cracking screechy voice that kills all who hear it.
"What's that noise?!"
"I think it's a Justin Bieber.. Let's put it out of its misery"
by MasterOfBation[TeeHee] April 24, 2010
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Justin Bieber

A beautiful 16 year old boy. Who is so strong to deal with all these faggot haters. He has so much talent and every one who doesn't like him should probably hop off his dick. If you hate him get back to your life and stop being jealous of his beauty, talent, sweetness and everything. He is perfectly perfect<3
by fuckingdonkeys August 30, 2010
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Justin Bieber

J.B. joke:
3 guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy says "I have the smallest dick in the world"
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy comes back and says I really do have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and says WHO THE F*** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Boy: My dick is so small man.
Justin Bieber: Don't worry man, you can't even see my dick.
by Rogers25 February 22, 2011
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Justin Bieber

A total fucking douche-bag who thinks he is uber awesome because a couple of tone deaf people kinda like his blood-curdling shrieks. He also is actually a horrifically ugly chick who has to have a whole ass-load of of computer editing just so when he/she is on TV, they don't have to blur out his/her face, and also has to hire the worlds best make-up artists, when really, all they do is put a mask on his/her face just so the crowd of 2 don't die from his/her face.
Guy 1: dude, Justin Bieber is such a fucking pussy face.

Guy 2: I know, why do they even have him on TV if all they do is computer edit his face.

Guy 1: I dunno, just so really angry people have something to scream at. Or for rich people to just give away their HD TV because its been tainted by that fag, then they will have to buy a pure one, thus helping The U.S economy.

Guy 2: Lol
by YerOfficeBuddy October 30, 2011
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Justin Bieber

An adorable little singer, who is like marmite you either have to love or hate him, most people hate him on here so I will probably get a million thumbs down.

My fave song is "baby"
Justin Bieber is so adorable, with a cute voice.
by user2242 October 7, 2010
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a 16 year old pop singer from Canada. He was made famous by his youtube videos of him singing at a competition and being signed by Usher. He is hated/loved by millions around the world. He is adored mostly on his looks but he can also carry a tune, which is rare in mainstream music.

Haters of Justin Bieber claim that his singing voice sounds like a girl's so therefore he must be gay. While not EVERY Justin Bieber hater is, most of them are jealous. Not of his voice, but of his success and ability to woo teenage girls which can be very frustrating to a typical Bieber Hater. Bieber's Radio Hits: One Time, Baby, U Smile, Pray.
hater: man, i hate that bieber kid. he's so gay!!!

lover: OMG he is soooooooooo HAWT!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HIS AMAZING VOICE!!!

hater: he sounds like a girl! justin bieber sucks!!
by Third Party Observer December 15, 2010
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the hottest and most popular celeb in the world right now who doesn't care what his haters think. :)
Girl #1: Who's that?
Girl#2: Justin Bieber he is soo gay
Girl #1: Why is he gay?
Girl #2: Because... umm.... idk he just is....
Girl #1: .... Righhttt
by Fairyyyy September 14, 2010
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