Jude

A basketball player that shoots threes and barley misses he also gives no shit

Jude is the best person ever

by Judegoescrazyy November 23, 2023

jude

jude is the type of person to never brush his teeth or wash his hair he has the natural grease x

jude don’t brush his teeth

by eva wellas November 28, 2023

Jude

Hot, emo, amazing, smart, immigrant, cute, girl with a nice ass. She needs glasses and therapy. borderline racist. Can and will cut you with her saber. Loves apple juice. Nerd with no life. Cries way too much. Loves bio! Hates the french. Loves soccer and UFC. Hates talking. <3

"Ew, look it's Jude"
"She's a terrorist"

by ilikeapplesandmonkeys December 5, 2023

jude

the most godly being at fnf, aka niggasaurus.

jude is cool

by yessirirririririririririririrr January 26, 2024

Jude

A Jude is a sad, greasy little gremlin who crawls on walls and spends weeks playing platformer games. He probably has a fancy name for them, but don't listen to his shit. He will try to get you to like the games in a passive aggressive way. Also plays some weird ass instrument probably.

"Hey, want to play Hollow Knight?"

"Shut the hell up Jude."

by IHATEENGLISHYOUPLEBESCITE January 26, 2024

jude

jude is a very sexy, short, hot, and is probably the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Don’t let this guy leave your life because he will make you regret it by slapping the biggest cock you will ever see onto your face (it’s his cock)
aside from his funny appearance, he is super sexy and short. very sexy.

girl 1: “there’s this super sexy short guy in my class!”
girl 2: “oh he must be a jude!”
girl 1: “ yeah how did you know that?”
girl 2: “every short sexy guy is named jude!”

by ieatkids<3 October 24, 2024

Jude

Jude

I pledge allegiance, to the Jude, the greatest man of America. And to the Jude, for which he stands, one Jude, the ultimate god, indivisible, with sacrifice and Jude for all.

by nazi-party-affiliation April 26, 2024