Jeremy

when you have to fart really bad and let it all out. Reminds u of a clarkstown freshie who thinks he the ultimate shit but really is the equivalent to the dirt on my shoe.

"bro did u just pull a jeremy"
"yea my guy, sorry i couldnt hold it in"

by xoxodontfuckwithmehoe May 31, 2016

Jeremy

The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies.

Street name - Sexual Chocolate

e.g.

"What's up Jeremy?"

Or

"What's up Vanilla Face!?"

*NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.

by i8mypenis July 6, 2010

Jeremy

Technical type of gay sexual action involving 3 people, where 2 hold the victim in a particular manner and the third performs the act!

Today I jeremyed Ross and it was delightful

by fb2003 August 21, 2011

Jeremy

Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.

Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.

by el dudarino March 3, 2011

Jeremy

A guy who loves guns. If you meet a Jeremy you are doomed. You want to tell them to stop them from being annoying. He is the most annoying guy you will meet. He is a city dude acting country because he has a lot of guns

Wow , have you seen Jeremy.

Yes , he is so annoying

by Jermy March 22, 2019

Jeremy

Someone who appreciates jokes about death and sadness out of an innate fear of both death and sadness.

Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.

by Admiral Foxface December 5, 2019

jeremy

A noun that white people can use in substitution for the N word. (Can also be shortened to “jer”)

What up ma jer?

It’s ma jeremy!

by Man pussy December 10, 2019