I'm the jello...i'm always the jello.
by Dani.Havok.Kidd August 11, 2003
Get the Jellomug. by RANQUISHA February 26, 2009
Get the PRICKLY JELLOmug. slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him
hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
Get the slurping the jellomug. Anything that is superficially popular, especially to those who do not understand or are unable to appreciate a superior alternative. While originally pertaining to alcohol, ("I don't like vodka, I'll just have a jello shot and giggle later about how drunk I am,") the term "Jello Shot" can be used to describe any cheap, plastic piece of crap that achieves a cult following without any real merit.
The PT Cruiser is a jello shot. So is the "New VW Beetle," the Chevy SSR and HHR. You see them at car shows, but nobody really gives a rat's ass. Certain pop stars are also jello shots, exceedingly popular among those who have no taste. Basically, any product that causes a ton of people to spend too much money on some sort of girlish, cheerleader-touted, one-hit-wondery piece of crap is a Jello shot.
by DJJeff December 27, 2011
Get the jello shotmug. When a woman is wearing a bra that cuts into her breast, the small wiggly piece of breast meat that is pushed over the top of the bra is called a jello shot.
by mapofhawaii September 27, 2010
Get the Jello Shotmug. The state of extreme lack of energy, utter fatigue, such that one feels like he/she has about as much substance to their physical frame as a bowl of jello - melting at that!
I'm learning it seems to be a "you're doing too much" sign that kicks in even sooner than the brain "fog" and disorientation and extreme "jello-ness."
by Cheryl June 17, 2006
Get the jello-nessmug. A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.
"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"
by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009
Get the Jello Jezusmug.