James

oh hi James
James: *Aggressively shakes hand*
what the fuck
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A wonderful man with heart larger than his head, and he has a huge head
His head is huge-he must be a James
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James

A kid who thinks Segregation has only one fucking meaning.
Guy 1: Help me segregate these boxes.
Guy 2: You mean separate?
Guy 1: Don’t be a fucking James about this.
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A very stacked ginger. Surprisingly overweight but the girls still love him. Over uses the word nigga. Loves Mexican food so much that he'll die without it. Everyone wishes they were James.
Man I saw that sexy fat James kid at the Mexican restaurant
by JimmyJimJames August 20, 2013
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the coolest guy anybody has and will ever see(n). He is very funny and has a amazing personality. You will always have a great time around a James
James:"man James is such a cool guy."
guy1:"then write an urban dictionary definition on him."
James:"maybe will."
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To know a James is just great 😻. Their amazing in looks and personality, and also really smart. James is one of the best people in the whole world. I love A James and I think all the girls would to, even some boys😹. Everyone's his friend and he can't keep girls off of him 💏❤️💋
*locker room*

Jamie: "Did you see James Sophie?"

Sophie: "he is so good looking."

Sophie: "I'm so glad he is taken."
Jamie: "Bish by who?!?"
Sophie: " Me💘"
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A soon to be dropkick that takes about 50 days off of school a semester because he gets alot of migraines. Also his mum cannot be bothered to take him to school, so she buys stuff for him to make it up to him. Since James is a full grown ranga, his parents and siblings are beginning to doubt him and his future. James thinks his future will be twitch streaming but he doesn't follow his weekly schedule. James is the definition of white. He is the exact opposite of athletic.
Person 1: You see that kid James
Person 2: Nah he hasn't been at school for the past ten weeks
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