hang jump

this term should actually be called the "hang fall". in the city of pittsburgh it was used to shorten the distance of your jump off of a building or structure. for example, if you would jump off a 10 foot tall roof, your knees would take the impact of that fall. instead of jumping, you would dangle off the edge of the said structure and let go so you would make contact with the ground with only a short fall.
holy shit, here comes cracker jerome! let's get out of here! dude we can't go out that window, it's a 10 foot fall! it's okay dude, we can hang jump it and it will only be like 3 feet.
by cracker jerome April 01, 2016
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jump the gun

to do something prematurely
I think I jumped the gun on calling her "bitch." she won't talk to me anymore, I guess it was too early.
by bitch November 22, 2002
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jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah
by Asher77 August 09, 2005
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jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.
Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.
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Jump Up

A style of Drum and bass music. Punchy drums and heavy basslines.
Some Jump Up songs:
Taxman "Unreal"
Original Sin "D For Danger"
Jaydan "King Of Miami"
Dirty Harry "Fools"
by youcangarglemyballs March 22, 2009
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JUMP BONES

To describe the action of someone who wants to really, REALLY fuck your brains out.
Yeh, man. Jean was lookin extra busted today an I almost threw up when she gave me this look...like she wanna JUMP MAH BONES!
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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jump the shark

The precise moment when you know a program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the worse, gone downhill, become irreversibly bad, is unredeemable, etc.; the moment you realize decay has set in.
Tom Cruise jumped the shark the moment he jumped Oprah's couch.
by M. R. Traska August 28, 2005
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