whats up mojo?
by hot08filth June 16, 2016
Get the mojomug. Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell".
It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.
Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.
Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.
Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.
Mojo has leart the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.
In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.
When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.
Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.
Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.
Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.
Mojo has leart the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.
In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.
When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
When I first saw Mojo, it was love at first sight.
"Bipidi, bibidi, bop", just like that, with her Mojo, a pumpkin turned into a carriage.
Get your "Mojo" on.
"Bipidi, bibidi, bop", just like that, with her Mojo, a pumpkin turned into a carriage.
Get your "Mojo" on.
by Bigbubblebum November 26, 2021
Get the Mojomug. When a tech problem magically fixes itself just due to the IT guy walking in the room or area of the problem occurring.
by Rainman2746 November 22, 2021
Get the IT Mojomug. also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024
Get the Mojo Maroon’smug. 
Mojo is a very powerful man. He has a lot of sex appeal. He is an unstoppable force. If you try to destroy him you will find he is indestructible.
by 694215782 September 16, 2019
Get the Mojomug. 