when the sus is the imposter

when you are a little bit too sus so you search this

Person A: how are you today?
Person B: wHEn tHE sUs Is tHe iMPosTeR
Person A: bro u ok?
Person B: 01100001 01101101 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110101 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100101 01110111 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 00110011 01100001 01101101

by no.... no. no! NO! NOOO! N_O! March 9, 2022

But my lord, this is impossible!

An exclamation used by Mediterranean ship captains in Medieval II Total War when you give them an order that cannot be followed.

"Yes my lord?"

Proceeds to click on land whilst the ship is selected

"But my lord, this is impossible!"

by Flaminghorse July 30, 2018

Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages

Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook

by Ignoramous July 10, 2011

The ultimate imposter

A extremely underrated character from danganronpa 2 who is really caring and saved nagito from dying due to teruteru i also really want to hug him he looks like he gives good hugs

man the ultimate imposter needs more attention

by mini marshmello April 24, 2021

Imposter

a person who practices deception under an assumed character, identity, or name.

Pretending to be someone they are not because of the lack of their own talent. fake, faker, fraud, impostor, pretender, loser

Beware of this guy Aaron Clinton Atkins III Guilty of perpetrating a Fraud. Hes no relation to Detroit Techno Innovator Juan Atkins at all enough is enough. He is the quintessential Imposter.

by JonRa X March 18, 2013

Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

impotent

Impotent is Having a flacid penis.

1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.

2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.

I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.

by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008