Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Imagine

a roast that's slightly outdated, but still a great comeback

Theo: Ha, you suck at badminton!
Bob: Imagine.

by YourBroThatsAGirl May 19, 2022

Non-Imaginer

Someone with absolutley no imagination or a person whom takes wayy to much time to think of ideas or names to call people.

A person that denotes a monotone brain wave of imagination.

Tabor couldn't think of ANYTHING to come up with. She's such a Non-Imaginer!

by Ivory Coast Bandits January 17, 2010

You can't imagine

Why Israel would block aid? TO STARVE THEM. Because they're psychopath worshipping schizos "Where not killing them! God is! See? I did it indirectly so it's God!"

Hym "You can't imagine why they would do it? Because they want to make an example out of them to deter future attacks. How abouts, start raping Jewish women around the world and don't stop until they start letting food in. Start with Ben's wife's."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

imagination

A shaped imagination isn't an imagination.

If it was shaped, it wouldn't be an imagination.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

imagine style

When a man or woman vigorously masterbates without the use of pornography. Use your “imagination”.

Can you believe John Sharkey masterbates imagine style?

by John Sharkey August 18, 2024

Imagine If Men

had to breastfeed babies using their cocks

"imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks"
-Kira

by Evono November 5, 2025