I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

by beardy6991 April 9, 2008

.9.I Need More Zkin.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025

fam i need to cut

when you are somewhere and you have to leave quickly.

fam i need to cut before my mum gets home.

by 30k drilla January 19, 2017

I don't... Need a... Cure for Me

🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶

Hym *Hums "I don't... Need a... Cure for Me"* "🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶 Eat a dick Sam Harris. You fucking jew bitch. 🎶Da da da dada da dada🎶"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

I Need A Bug!

I need some food!!!

I Need A Bug!: Crim be a good kitchen bitch and get me a damn bug.

by I Need A Bug! September 25, 2021

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023