i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.
"I am not amused." said they posh lady.
by uradweeb September 3, 2019
mugGet the i am not amusedmug.

i am on chrome

When people think chrome is the superior browser they will usually bring this up. Always said by Beta Males
Spooky69: I heard duckduckgo is pretty good.
ezggggetgood: i am on chrome
Spooky69: Not everything is about you.
by Night's Bane June 13, 2021
mugGet the i am on chromemug.

I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.
You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019
mugGet the I am a turtlemug.

i am looking

the act of looking intently.

I am looking respectfully or disrespectfully
*shows me a photo of liam payne*
"I am looking"
by liampayne365 October 4, 2021
mugGet the i am lookingmug.

i am pool

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by I am pool April 19, 2021
mugGet the i am poolmug.

I am groot

I am groot i am groot I am groot i am groot
by AdamdaAlienface June 11, 2019
mugGet the I am grootmug.

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