human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Hoof

To make a fist with your foot

My hoof is brutal

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Foof hoof

Another word for camel toe.

yoga pants look a little tight. You can see the outline of her foof hoof.

by Tigermoff August 31, 2020

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing

Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022