Skip to main content

poot hatch

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.
by Poot hatch December 20, 2013
mugGet the poot hatchmug.

Hatching

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you
I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!
by Jenny John March 18, 2024
mugGet the Hatchingmug.

Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
mugGet the Lover's Hatchmug.

Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
by Itsdh February 1, 2019
mugGet the Dirty Hatchmug.

Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE
by Stud70 March 7, 2018
mugGet the Mr Hatchmug.

bizzle hatch

a bich, biatch, hoebag, skank or crack hore, also, cheryl evans
look at that bizzle hatch, cheryl evans, she loves that dick
by anonymious@bellevuewa June 15, 2003
mugGet the bizzle hatchmug.

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
mugGet the batten the hatchesmug.

Share this definition