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jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.
Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha
by Pafzko August 18, 2011
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Harvest Hangs

An alternative to "Thanksgiving" where you and your chosen family cultivate feelings of gratitude, connectedness, and community.

This gathering has nothing to do with the harm brought about by the North American pilgrimage, whitewashing, genocide, or the "May Flower." Generally takes place, but is not limited to, the latter portion of November.
This weekend, my friends and I are engaging in Harvest Hangs.
by Muse of Poison Ivy November 24, 2021
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Harvester

Harvester is an all around cool dude who you can always rely on for the best memes.
"Whoa, check our Harvester. Sweet memes."
by MrCreepyBoss November 23, 2021
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Harvest

Term used by whole city boys when hunting in order to virtue signal. Usage of the word in this contexts automatically means they know nothing about hunting and put more value in the thought of being a hunter than actually hunting.
“I harvested a deer this week” -man bun wearing Prius driving Gucci hunter.
by Steven rinella April 2, 2023
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greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.
Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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Harvesting the pearl

The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
by U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D December 10, 2020
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