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Horizontal Life

N: a synonym for sex life. More commonly used for women who more commonly lay horizontally during sex.

"Did you read Chelsea Handler's book My Horizontal Life? It's a collection of her one night stands"

by jembert January 7, 2010

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horizontal conversation

Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.

“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”

“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”

by Valunnten February 22, 2018

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horizontal sweating

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012

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horizontal lengthage (ˌhôrəˈzän(t)l / leNG(k)TH / ij) : The amount of distance you gain in a single instance on a horizontal axis (can be applied in the air) (applies to melee and ranged weapons as well as projectiles)

Some people could say that this is a synonym of ''range''

Oh my god dude! Did you see the amount of horizontal lengthage I just got from that!
Wow dude! That horizontal lengthage was crazy!
Doomfist's Seismic Slam ability from OverWatch can get an impressive amount of horizontal lengthage .
Did you see the horizontal lengthage on this flail!?

by JokerGoat September 24, 2018

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