groceries

southern slang for food or something to eat.

"lets go get some groceries"

by Stevie P 53 July 9, 2009

grocery

A place you pretend to go to get food but really buy drugs in the parking lot.

A: Yo, I need some "green beans".
B: Meet me at the grocery dogg.. oh yeah 50 bucks.

by John Day La Holmes May 1, 2008

grocking

A word used to add emphasis.

This partys gonna be Grocking AWSOME!!!

by Ayre Grabovietksi July 28, 2008

grocking

(v.)

the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)

to grock over an event, person, object, etc.

"We're totally grocking over this amazing cat."

by Don'tbeaDick January 16, 2008

Grocery Mom

A term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.

They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).

Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.

Lindsay: "Boys get back here!!"

Chris: "But I want Doritos!"

Justin: "But I want Twinkies"

Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"

Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"

Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"

by Grocery Mom August 25, 2013

grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere

"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018

Grocery Smile

The half-assed and likely awkward smile you give a stranger in public, for example at the grocery store.

I asked where the brown sugar was and he gave me a grocery smile and pointed to the shelf four feet away.

by SordidCamel December 31, 2018