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White people's unfunny Goku

Goku is a universally loved character and if you don't then you're either boring or racist but probably both. A white people's unfunny Goku is usually a boring and/or unfunny character who is really loved only by white people.
Steven from Steven Universe is really white people's unfunny Goku
by Myopinionisright June 10, 2024
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Goku solos

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Goku. The power-set is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the nuance will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Goku's omnipotent aspects, which is firmly rooted in quantum field theory. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this exponentially important character, to realize that he's not just a character in a comic book, but that he is beyond that. As a consequence people who dislike Goku are truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the complexities associated with his Final Crisis story, which in itself is a cryptic reference to Erwin Schrödinger's Many Worlds Interpretation.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Grant Morrison's genius wit unfolds itself within the pages of not only the comics, but in their very minds. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goku tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.
Mental retarded simpleton: Goku is a fodder character, Anos no diffs
People with at least 200 IQ who are intellectual: Your one-sided mind as a normal dumb simpleton can't understand the physics's that involves Goku, who is a character above your bad written Arnos, in conclusion for your simple mind to understand, Goku solos.
by DBGT fan January 25, 2024
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Goku drip meme

Me: hey did you see the Goku drip meme
You: ya bro. I freaking hate that meme
by NaKmAk January 26, 2021
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Goku envy syndrom

When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities
There he is thinking he's superman agian what you have ((goku envy syndrom)) too
by Kakaoro January 9, 2020
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Goku

by voidicle_ig September 14, 2022
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Goku

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Goku... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around my rim, and that gorgeous kamehameha. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Namek and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in the World Tournament, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Son Goku.☺️♥️🫶🏻
Daniel: You know Goku?

Allen: My glorious king Goku.
by GoatkuSolos April 6, 2024
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Goku is hot

If you don't agree with this you either have
1. No bitches

2.cancer

3. Diabetes

4. Autism
5. Anything else that has to do with the brain
My glorious king goku is hot. 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🔛🔛🔝🔝
If you don't think so slit yourself 💀💀💀👎👎👎
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