Garfield

Aka Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"

by JoeSissta November 16, 2021

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014

Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

“Wow he’s a Garfield”

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021

reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner

Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield

by Nojs69 January 22, 2025

The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance

Garfield lol

I do The Garfield to your mother

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 21, 2021

Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior

Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat

by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022

garfield

an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.

jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022