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James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
by mellielover111 September 26, 2019
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Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
by oskarrr January 24, 2022
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Buff Garfield

A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
by short_story_examples June 1, 2023
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Garfield

The best cat is Garfield
by Smexygarfeil June 13, 2018
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Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior
Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat
by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022
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reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner
Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield
by Nojs69 January 22, 2025
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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
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