by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021
He is all powerful.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
by The Peter tower January 07, 2024
an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.
jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022
by Here4dabros February 28, 2022
Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School
James A. Garfield High School
by mellielover111 September 27, 2019
Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
‘What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’
‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
by pectore September 29, 2022
The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 03, 2022