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If she vapes…she gapes

Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.
Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes
by J Himpty August 28, 2022
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Gape

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like
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gaping slushbucket

the name of someone when you drink a slushie out of someone’s gaping asshole.
oh hey my little gaping slushbucket. How are you today?
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Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
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Gary gaped

When a bi man gets plowed by a large strap on usually by a large woman of color who lives in the neighborhood
Paul got Gary gaped by laquisha three doors down.
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Gape

Gape dummie
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Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping
I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole
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